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<> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/AqKUync.png?1" alt="Stark Industries logo" class="center"/> Hello, Stark Industries Employee ERROR: failed to contact email server. Service functionality may be restricted. Please contact your IT department. ERROR: bio-identifiction login is currently unavailable. Backup credentials system engaged. Follow instructions below. Enter your username to continue. <<set $username to 'tonystark'>> <<textbox '$username' '' autofocus>> <<button 'Submit'>> <<set $username to $username.trim().toLowerCase().replace(/\s\s+/g, ' ')>> <<if $username is 'tonystark'>> <<replace '#textbox-reply'>> Welcome Tony. <</replace>> <<replace '#textbox-submit'>> [[Enter your password|passwordScreen]] <</replace>> <<run $('#textbox-answer').attr('readonly', 'true');>> <<else>> <<replace '#textbox-reply'>> Username not recognized. Please try again. <</replace>> <</if>> <</button>> <>

<<display start_0>> <<set $graphemail_read to false>> <<set $plasticemail_read to false>> <<set $thoremail_read to false>> <<set $panic1email_read to false>> <<set $panic2email_read to false>> <<set $panic3email_read to false>> <<set $panic4email_read to false>> <<set $mapemail_read to false>>

<> Please enter your password to continue. <<set $password to 'pepperpotts'>> <<textbox '$password' '' autofocus>> <<button 'Submit'>> <<set $password to $password.trim().toLowerCase().replace(/\s\s+/g, ' ')>> <<if $password is 'pepperpotts'>> <<replace '#textbox-reply'>> Password recognized. <</replace>> <<replace '#textbox-submit'>> [[Proceed to inbox|message]] <</replace>> <<run $('#textbox-answer').attr('readonly', 'true');>> <<else>> <<replace '#textbox-reply'>> Password not recognized. Please try again. <</replace>> <</if>> <</button>> <>

<> Your Inbox ERROR CONTACTING SERVER: The email server cannot currently be reached. Emails are being displayed in plain view. New messages may not appear in your inbox. Response functions have been disabled until the issue is resolved. Please speak to your IT department. DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Automated Report id. 43h66fs4B FROM: Information Systems Dear Mr Tony Stark, This is an automated message. We have detected... [[Read more|panicemail04]] DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Emergency! FROM: Melissa Underling Something has gone terribly wrong Tony - where are you? Our systems... [[Read more|panicemail03]] DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Half day? FROM: Brian Wash Dear Tony, The entire product dev. team seems to have disappea... [[Read more|panicemail02]] DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: What's happening in Wakanda? FROM: Maria Hill Tony, My contact at SHIELD has told me that they've had reports... [[Read more|panicemail01]] DATE: 25 April SUBJECT: Question re: population matrix FROM: Melissa Underling Hi Tony, I had a quick question relating to your population matrix... [[Read more|graphemail]] DATE: 24 April SUBJECT: New plastic FROM: June Science Our research team in Moldova have created a new type of plastic that... [[Read more|plasticemail]] DATE: 22 April SUBJECT: FRI-YAY FROM: Thor Greetings Tony Stark! Banner is showing me how to craft one of these... [[Read more|thoremail]] Older messages have been auto-archived. <>

<<set $mapemail_read to true>> DATE: 22 Jun SUBJECT: blank FROM: 'saveus@world.org' This message has no content. View attachment: [[map.jpg]] Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]]

<<set $graphemail_read to true>> DATE: 25 April SUBJECT: Question re: population matrix FROM: Melissa Underling Hi Tony, I had a quick question relating to your population matrix study. You said that you had considered the impact that immigration from 'beyond understood dimensions' groups (or BUDs for short) would begin to have on the world's reseources in the next 100 years. As you requested, I presented a summary of this report to SHIELD at our the annual knowledge exchange seminar, and I was met by a few challenging questions from the SHIELD side of the room. They mainly wanted to know: - Where did you get this data? There were absolutely no citations. - Are you in contact with any extra-dimensional beings, other than those you know as part of the Avengers? - Where do you get off suggesting that we will ever allow blah blah blah you can guess what they were complaining about. Could we meet to discuss these points please? Best wishes, Mel <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

<<set $plasticemail_read to true>> DATE: 24 April SUBJECT: New plastic FROM: June Science Our research team in Moldova have created a new type of plastic that fish can safely eat. They've started getting the word out to the international media. Might not have any major implications yet, but we're looking at integrating their technological discoveries into the extra-durable plastics we use to make your suits. This should reduce the environmental impact of your 'excursions'. No more Iron Man attachments being found in the stomachs of great whites. I'll keep you posted. June P.S. Tell Pepper she left a full crate of sangria at my place after the party, and if she doesn't collect it soon I am going to drink it. <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

<<set $thoremail_read to true>> DATE: 22 April SUBJECT: FRI-YAY FROM: Thor Greetings Tony Stark! Banner is showing me how to craft one of these E-Mail things so that I can contact you via the "Internet". How cool is that? Back in Asgard we used horns, which I have to admit were a little cooler. We would basically blow on the horn using a pattern like BURH BURH BURRRRRRRHHHHHH (that means hello how are you) BUUUURHH BUH BUH BUH BUUUUUUUURH (that means do you want to join me in consuming a flagon of ale this evening) BU BU BUHHHHHHRRRR BBBBBBUUUURRHHH BU BU (that means something very rude that Banner wouldn't type for me, but it is very funny) I guess this E-Mail way means that only you get my message, and not everyone within hearing distance of Asgard, so perhaps it is a little better in that regard. Anyway, you've been ignoring all my phone calls but that's cool, I guess you're busy. Too busy for your friends? It must be very important! Hey, if there is anything I can do to help you out, maybe smash up some bad guys or save some damsels, just let me know. Maybe E-Mail me! My email is godguy@coolbro.com. Hopefully see you soon! Avengers 4 ever! Kind regards, Thor <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

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<<set $panic4email_read to true>> DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Automated Report id. 43h66fs4B FROM: Information Systems Dear Mr Tony Stark, This is an automated message. We have detected multiple errors in the Stark Industries Information System. Attempts to contact the system administrators have failed. A full list of system errors can be found below. To resume full function, please resolve the following errors: <ul> <li>Error code hfbs7hf-sb77fh-h</li> <li>Error code bhyysb8-84hbdh-w</li> <li>Error code bb5hh32-2299hh-d</li> <li>Error code 998n3nj-s888hh-h</li> <li>Error code 8dh83hr-lc888a-l</li> <li>Error code 2299szz-zjaj2j-2</li> <li>Error code 2958bak-fpt7bw-y</li> <li>Error code bbhhaim-385811-1</li> <li>Error code bhis8chh-2bb22-m</li> <li>Error code 99f88hqb-4n4bd-h</li> </ul> A full explanation of these error codes and instructions on how to resolve them can be found in your product manual. Do not respond to this email as this inbox is not monitored. Have a great day. Information Systems <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

<<set $panic3email_read to true>> DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Emergency! FROM: Melissa Underling Something has gone terribly wrong Tony - where are you? Our systems are crashing left right and center. People have disappeared into thin air. Everyone is panicking and no one is making sense. Liam in Accounts said he saw someone like dissolve? Is this something to do with the BUDs????? <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

<<set $panic2email_read to true>> DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Half day? FROM: Brian Wash Dear Tony, The entire product dev. team seems to have disappeared. I thought we were all meeting later to discuss the latest nano-tech enhancements for Mr Parker's suit? Has this been rescheduled? It's weird - all their stuff is still sitting around, in fact there is a half-eaten bowl of soup on Angela's desk and it's still warm. Are we on a half day? I literally stepped outside for 30 seconds and suddenly half the building seems to have vanished into nothing! Let me know, Brian <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

<<set $panic1email_read to true>> DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: What's happening in Wakanda? FROM: Maria Hill Tony, My contact at SHIELD has told me that they've had reports of a disturbance in Wakanda. I assume that you know something? Maria <> <<if $graphemail_read is true and $plasticemail_read is true and $thoremail_read is true and $panic1email_read is true and $panic2email_read is true and $panic3email_read is true and $panic4email_read is true>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message_01]] <<else>> Response functions are currently disabled due to server error. Return to [[inbox|message]] <</if>> <>

<> Your Inbox ERROR CONTACTING SERVER: The email server cannot currently be reached. Emails are being displayed in plain view. New messages may not appear in your inbox. Response functions have been disabled until the issue is resolved. Please speak to your IT department. <<if $mapemail_read is false>> <ins>!! NEW MESSAGE RECEIVED !!</ins> DATE: 22 Jun SUBJECT: blank FROM: 'saveus@world.org' This message has no content ATTACHMENTS: map.jpg [[Read more|mapemail]] <<else>> DATE: 22 Jun SUBJECT: blank FROM: 'saveus@world.org' This message has no content ATTACHMENTS: map.jpg [[Read more|mapemail]] <</if>> DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Automated Report id. 43h66fs4B FROM: Information Systems Dear Mr Tony Stark, This is an automated message. We have detected... [[Read more|panicemail04]] DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Emergency! FROM: Melissa Underling Something has gone terribly wrong Tony - where are you? Our systems... [[Read more|panicemail03]] DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: Half day? FROM: Brian Wash Dear Tony, The entire product dev. team seems to have disappea... [[Read more|panicemail02]] DATE: 26 April SUBJECT: What's happening in Wakanda? FROM: Maria Hill Tony, My contact at SHIELD has told me that they've had reports... [[Read more|panicemail01]] DATE: 25 April SUBJECT: Question re: population matrix FROM: Melissa Underling Hi Tony, I had a quick question relating to your population matrix... [[Read more|graphemail]] DATE: 24 April SUBJECT: New plastic FROM: June Science Our research team in Moldova have created a new type of plastic that... [[Read more|plasticemail]] DATE: 22 April SUBJECT: FRI-YAY FROM: Thor Greetings Tony Stark! Banner is showing me how to craft one of these... [[Read more|thoremail]] Older messages have been auto-archived. <>